โš”๏ธ Head-to-Head ยท Hours Wasted, Documented

Ingress vs Pokemon GO

โ€œWhich one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.โ€

Ingress

Ingress

Adventure
โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜†4.3
668.5M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

โ€œProductivity sold separately.โ€

vs
Pokemon GO

Pokemon GO

RPG
โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜†3.8
2M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

โ€œWhere your free time goes to die, beautifully.โ€

๐Ÿ“Š The Damage Report
FeatureIngressPokemon GO
๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ Hours Wasted / Day8.7 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
5.5 hrs
๐Ÿ”ฅ Lifetime Damage668.5M hrs2M hrs
Our Rating4.33.8
App Store4.5
Google Play4.03.9
PriceFreeFree
Downloads10M+500M+
More victims downloaded.
Size397 MB
In-App Purchases ๐Ÿ’ธ
Requires Internet
Age RatingEveryoneEveryone
DeveloperNiantic Spatial IncNiantic, Inc.
โš–๏ธ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Ingress wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Pokemon GO is the โ€œresponsibleโ€ choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

โšก

Choose Ingress if...

Ingress is a compelling game for those who enjoy exploring the real world and engaging in strategic, team-based gameplay. However, potential players should be aware of reported performance issues and the presence of in-app purchases. It's well-suited for those seeking a unique blend of gaming and real-world activity.

๐Ÿ’ธ

Choose Pokemon GO if...

Pokemon GO remains a unique augmented reality experience that successfully gamifies exercise, but it's increasingly difficult to recommend without reservations. Casual players who enjoy walking and collecting will find value despite technical flaws, while competitive players should beware the steep paywalls and lingering bugs that particularly plague Android devices. Rural residents may want to skip this entirely unless they frequently travel to population centers.

Get Pokemon GO

โš ๏ธ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. โ€œRequires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.โ€