Panda Forest Rescue
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Panda Forest Rescue

โ€œJump, dash & defeat bosses! Save the forest from rampaging robots.โ€

โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜†3.7ยทAdventureยท1M+ downloads, no survivors
๐Ÿ“Š The Damage Report

Quick Info

5.5h
Hrs Wasted / Day
3.7
Avg Rating
2K
Sworn Statements
Everyone
Age Rating
Yes
In-App Purchases
๐Ÿ“ธ Exhibit A

Screenshots

โ€œThe interface that ate your evening, lovingly photographed.โ€

๐Ÿง  Addiction Profile

Rating Comparison

โ€œHow hard it grabbed, broken down by how hard they fell.โ€

5โ˜…
11%
4โ˜…
64%
3โ˜…
23%
2โ˜…
2%
1โ˜…
0%
Official scores, for the record
Google Play
โ˜… 3.9
2,241 reviews
๐ŸŽญ What It Says vs What It Does

The Pitch & The Reality

๐Ÿ˜‡ The Pitch

Jump, dash & defeat bosses! Save the forest from rampaging robots.

๐Ÿ˜ˆ The Reality

โ€œThe app you'll delete on Sunday and reinstall on Monday.โ€

โš ๏ธ AskApp Health Advisory

Requires: thumbs, free time you don't have, and a flexible definition of 'productive.'

๐Ÿ’ป Developer's Note

โ€œThis update fixes nothing and adds three new ways to spend money.โ€

โ“ Questions You'll Ignore

Frequently Asked Questions