$4.99
Dungeon Squad
“Become a commander and infiltrate the Planet of Heroes!”
★★★★☆4.1·Action·100K+ downloads, no survivors
📊 The Damage Report
Quick Info
1.6h
Hrs Wasted / Day
4.1
Avg Rating
22K
Sworn Statements
Teen
Age Rating
Yes
In-App Purchases
$4.99
Entry Fee
📸 Exhibit A
Screenshots
“The interface that ate your evening, lovingly photographed.”
🧠 Addiction Profile
Rating Comparison
“How hard it grabbed, broken down by how hard they fell.”
5★
26%
4★
64%
3★
9%
2★
0%
1★
0%
Official scores, for the record
Google Play
★ 4.6
21,520 reviews
🎭 What It Says vs What It Does
The Pitch & The Reality
😇 The Pitch
Become a commander and infiltrate the Planet of Heroes!
😈 The Reality
“Become a commander and infiltrate the Planet of Heroes!”
⚠️ AskApp Health Advisory
Requires: thumbs, free time you don't have, and a flexible definition of 'productive.'
💻 Developer's Note
“This app respects your time. Legally we have to say that. It does not.”
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