โš”๏ธ Head-to-Head ยท Hours Wasted, Documented

Super Mario Run vs Temple Run 2

โ€œWhich one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.โ€

Super Mario Run

Super Mario Run

Action
โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜†4.0
1.1B
Lifetime Hours Wasted

โ€œOpen for a reason. Stay for no reason at all.โ€

vs
Temple Run 2

Temple Run 2

Action
โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜†4.2
132.1M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

โ€œThe same idol, the same demon monkeys, the same cliff, sprinting forever toward nowhere.โ€

๐Ÿ“Š The Damage Report
FeatureSuper Mario RunTemple Run 2
๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ Hours Wasted / Day6.0 hrs6.1 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
๐Ÿ”ฅ Lifetime Damage1.1B hrs132.1M hrs
Our Rating4.04.2
App Store3.7
Google Play3.94.1
PriceFreeFree
Downloads100M+
More victims downloaded.
1B+
Size409 MB
In-App Purchases ๐Ÿ’ธ
Requires Internet
Age RatingEveryoneEveryone 10+
DeveloperNintendo Co., Ltd.Imangi Studios
โš–๏ธ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Temple Run 2 wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Super Mario Run is the โ€œresponsibleโ€ choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Choose Super Mario Run if...

Super Mario Run is a decent mobile adaptation of Mario, offering a streamlined but enjoyable experience. If you're a casual Mario fan looking for a quick and easy time-waster, it's worth a try, especially if you're willing to pay the price to unlock the full game. Gamers expecting a deep, console-like Mario experience might find it lacking.

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Choose Temple Run 2 if...

Temple Run 2 remains one of the genre's gold standards for quick arcade action, perfect for killing time during commutes or travel. However, long-time fans should brace for recent interface changes and potential progress loss risks. Ideal for casual players seeking immediate gratification without paywalls, but completionists may find the late-game gem economy frustrating.

Get Super Mario Run

Get Temple Run 2

โš ๏ธ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. โ€œRequires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.โ€