โš”๏ธ Head-to-Head ยท Hours Wasted, Documented

Subnautica vs Terraria

โ€œWhich one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.โ€

Subnautica

Subnautica

Adventure
โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…4.6
217M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

โ€œDesigned to be opened once. Statistically, it won't be.โ€

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Terraria

Terraria

Action
โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜†4.4
3M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

โ€œProductivity sold separately.โ€

๐Ÿ“Š The Damage Report
FeatureSubnauticaTerraria
๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ Hours Wasted / Day2.5 hrs4.3 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
๐Ÿ”ฅ Lifetime Damage217M hrs3M hrs
Our Rating4.64.4
App Store4.64.5
Google Play4.9
Price$9.99$4.99
Downloads50K+
More victims downloaded.
Size2246 MB259 MB
In-App Purchases ๐Ÿ’ธ
Requires Internet
Age RatingEveryone 10+Teen
DeveloperUnknown Worlds505 Games (US), Inc.
โš–๏ธ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Subnautica wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Terraria is the โ€œresponsibleโ€ choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Choose Subnautica if...

Subnautica on mobile is a must-try for fans of survival and exploration games, offering a deep and engaging experience on the go. While some technical issues exist, the overall quality and faithfulness to the original make it well worth the price, especially for those with newer, more powerful mobile devices. However, players with older or less powerful devices should be aware of the potential for performance issues and occasional bugs.

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Choose Terraria if...

Terraria is essential for any mobile gamer craving depth and longevity, offering PC-quality sandbox gameplay for the price of a coffee. If you can tolerate occasional post-update instability and primarily play solo or with friends on the same version, this is a must-buy; however, players relying on external keyboards or immediate cross-play with PC friends should wait for the next hotfix.

Get Subnautica

Get Terraria

โš ๏ธ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. โ€œRequires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.โ€