Nocturnals vs Very Little Nightmares
“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”
Nocturnals
“Designed to be opened once. Statistically, it won't be.”
Very Little Nightmares
“Engineered to feel like your own idea.”
| Feature | Nocturnals | Very Little Nightmares |
|---|---|---|
| 🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day | 4.5 hrs More hours = clear winner of nothing. | 1.9 hrs |
| 🔥 Lifetime Damage | 2.2M hrs | 51.1M hrs |
| Our Rating | 3.9 | 4.5 |
| App Store | 3.2 | 4.6 |
| Google Play | 4.1 | 4.5 |
| Price | $2.99 | $6.99 |
| Downloads | 1K+ | 1M+ |
| Size | 392 MB | 1682 MB |
| In-App Purchases 💸 | ||
| Requires Internet | ||
| Age Rating | Mature 17+ | Everyone 10+ |
| Developer | Cowboy Toad Games | BANDAI NAMCO Entertainment Europe |
By our entirely fabricated metrics, Very Little Nightmares wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Nocturnals is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.
Pick Your Poison
Choose Nocturnals if...
Nocturnals offers a touching story and engaging gameplay, but the mobile version's technical issues are a major drawback. If you're willing to overlook potential crashes and bugs, or have a high-end device, it's a worthwhile experience; otherwise, waiting for a patch is recommended.
Choose Very Little Nightmares if...
Very Little Nightmares delivers a compelling, creepy puzzle experience that fans of the series will likely appreciate. However, be prepared to potentially struggle with some frustrating controls and the possibility of encountering glitches, especially on older devices.
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Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. “Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.”