NGL: ask me anything vs Skool
“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”
NGL: ask me anything
“Anonymous 'questions' that are mostly your own friends being weird at 1 AM.”
| Feature | NGL: ask me anything | Skool |
|---|---|---|
| 🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day | 4.9 hrs | 7.7 hrs More hours = clear winner of nothing. |
| 🔥 Lifetime Damage | 11.5M hrs | 1.2B hrs |
| Our Rating | 4.6 | 4.1 |
| App Store | 4.8 | |
| Google Play | 4.6 | 4.0 |
| Price | Free | Free |
| Downloads | 100M+ More victims downloaded. | 1M+ |
| Size | 142 MB | |
| In-App Purchases 💸 | ||
| Requires Internet | ||
| Age Rating | Teen | Teen |
| Developer | NGL App | skool.com |
By our entirely fabricated metrics, NGL: ask me anything wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Skool is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.
Pick Your Poison
Choose NGL: ask me anything if...
NGL provides a unique platform for anonymous Q&A, but the value decreases greatly because of the number of possibly fake messages. If you enjoy receiving random, unfiltered thoughts from others and don't mind the potential for fake interactions, NGL is worth a try; otherwise, this might not appeal to you.
Choose Skool if...
Skool offers a promising platform for building communities and accessing learning resources. However, significant technical issues with the Android app need to be addressed before it can be wholeheartedly recommended. If you primarily use a desktop or are willing to tolerate potential bugs, Skool might be worth exploring, otherwise, it's best to wait for stability improvements.
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Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. “Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.”