โš”๏ธ Head-to-Head ยท Hours Wasted, Documented

Mr Autofire vs Tasty Planet

โ€œWhich one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.โ€

Mr Autofire

Mr Autofire

Action
โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…4.5
1.2B
Lifetime Hours Wasted

โ€œEngineered to feel like your own idea.โ€

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Tasty Planet

Tasty Planet

Action
โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜†4.3
351K
Lifetime Hours Wasted

โ€œYour thumb already knows the way.โ€

๐Ÿ“Š The Damage Report
FeatureMr AutofireTasty Planet
๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ Hours Wasted / Day3.2 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
2.3 hrs
๐Ÿ”ฅ Lifetime Damage1.2B hrs351K hrs
Our Rating4.54.3
App Store4.7
Google Play4.54.3
PriceFree$3.99
Downloads10M+10K+
Size396 MB
In-App Purchases ๐Ÿ’ธ
Requires Internet
Age RatingEveryone 10+Everyone 10+
DeveloperLightheart EntertainmentDingo Games
โš–๏ธ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Mr Autofire wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Tasty Planet is the โ€œresponsibleโ€ choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Choose Mr Autofire if...

Mr Autofire is a fun and addictive game for players who enjoy challenging action platformers with roguelike elements. However, those sensitive to aggressive monetization and potentially grindy gameplay should approach with caution. Casual players might find the energy system and difficulty spikes frustrating.

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Choose Tasty Planet if...

Tasty Planet is a fun, albeit short, single-purchase game that offers a unique and satisfying experience for casual gamers. While control issues and a somewhat lackluster ending detract from the experience, the core gameplay loop remains enjoyable; fans of simple, quirky games with no microtransactions will find it appealing. Players looking for deep or extensive gameplay experiences might be disappointed by the short playtime.

Get Mr Autofire

Get Tasty Planet

โš ๏ธ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. โ€œRequires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.โ€