All Out - Multiplayer Fun! vs Kick the Buddy: Second Kick
“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”
All Out - Multiplayer Fun!
“Designed to be opened once. Statistically, it won't be.”
Kick the Buddy: Second Kick
“A stress-relief sandbox that charges you, in ads and coins, for new ways to relieve stress.”
| Feature | All Out - Multiplayer Fun! | Kick the Buddy: Second Kick |
|---|---|---|
| 🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day | 2.0 hrs | 7.7 hrs More hours = clear winner of nothing. |
| 🔥 Lifetime Damage | 368K hrs | 24.7M hrs |
| Our Rating | 4.3 | 4.4 |
| App Store | 4.6 | |
| Google Play | 4.4 | 4.4 |
| Price | Free | Free |
| Downloads | 500K+ More victims downloaded. | 100M+ |
| Size | 388 MB | |
| In-App Purchases 💸 | ||
| Requires Internet | ||
| Age Rating | Teen | Teen |
| Developer | All Out Games | Playgendary Limited |
By our entirely fabricated metrics, Kick the Buddy: Second Kick wins the race to the bottom of your free time. All Out - Multiplayer Fun! is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.
Pick Your Poison
Choose All Out - Multiplayer Fun! if...
All Out - Multiplayer Fun! has potential, but it's currently held back by technical problems. If you can tolerate occasional lag and bugs, the variety of games and customization options may appeal to you. However, those seeking polished and stable gameplay might want to wait for updates.
Choose Kick the Buddy: Second Kick if...
Kick the Buddy: Second Kick offers a cathartic and entertaining experience for those looking to blow off steam, but the relentless barrage of ads makes it hard to fully enjoy. If you're willing to tolerate or pay to remove the ads, this game can be a fun distraction; otherwise, the constant interruptions may lead to frustration.
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Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. “Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.”