Best VPN & Security Apps
“The best in the category. ‘Best’ defined here as ‘most efficient at consuming your evening.’”
“The principled browser you champion in arguments and open twice a month.”
“Blocks every ad except the ones it replaces them with, paid in invisible coins.”
“Calls itself safe, fast, and private while doing none of those in a measurable way.”
“The warm illusion of privacy, plus a charge you forgot to cancel.”
“Total privacy that nobody you know will actually download.”
“Routes you to freedom at the breathtaking speed of dial-up in 1998.”
“A tiny rectangle that knows you better than your friends.”
“Your thumb already knows the way.”
“It's not addiction if the interface is this good.”
“It's not addiction if the interface is this good.”
“Productivity sold separately.”
“Productivity sold separately.”
“Productivity sold separately.”
“The app you'll delete on Sunday and reinstall on Monday.”
“Your thumb already knows the way.”
“Engineered to feel like your own idea.”
“Designed to be opened once. Statistically, it won't be.”
“The app you'll delete on Sunday and reinstall on Monday.”
“Your thumb already knows the way.”
“The app you'll delete on Sunday and reinstall on Monday.”
“A tiny rectangle that knows you better than your friends.”
“Your thumb already knows the way.”
“Your thumb already knows the way.”