Best Platformer Games
“The best in the category. ‘Best’ defined here as ‘most efficient at consuming your evening.’”
“The same idol, the same demon monkeys, the same cliff, sprinting forever toward nowhere.”
“A machine-gun jetpack run that always ends in lasers, no matter how rich Barry gets.”
“Where your free time goes to die, beautifully.”
“A tiny rectangle that knows you better than your friends.”
“Productivity sold separately.”
“Designed to be opened once. Statistically, it won't be.”
“Open for a reason. Stay for no reason at all.”
“Where your free time goes to die, beautifully.”
“Five stars from people who meant to stop an hour ago.”
“Five stars from people who meant to stop an hour ago.”
“Where your free time goes to die, beautifully.”
“Your thumb already knows the way.”
“Designed to be opened once. Statistically, it won't be.”
“Productivity sold separately.”
“Open for a reason. Stay for no reason at all.”
“It's not addiction if the interface is this good.”
“Five stars from people who meant to stop an hour ago.”
“It's not addiction if the interface is this good.”
“Productivity sold separately.”
“A tiny rectangle that knows you better than your friends.”
“Five stars from people who meant to stop an hour ago.”
“Open for a reason. Stay for no reason at all.”
“Where your free time goes to die, beautifully.”
“Designed to be opened once. Statistically, it won't be.”
“Engineered to feel like your own idea.”
“A tiny rectangle that knows you better than your friends.”
“Productivity sold separately.”
“Where your free time goes to die, beautifully.”
“It's not addiction if the interface is this good.”
“Engineered to feel like your own idea.”