Best Navigation Apps
“The best in the category. ‘Best’ defined here as ‘most efficient at consuming your evening.’”
“Watch a tiny car icon crawl toward you while the fare quietly renegotiates itself.”
“The cheaper ride that cancels twice before a stranger named Driver finally accepts you.”
“Reach your destination, then learn it permanently remembers you were there at 2am.”
“Save four minutes by rallying down a residential street whose neighbors now despise you.”
“Stare at planes you are not on, going places you are not going, for hours.”
“Open for a reason. Stay for no reason at all.”
“Where your free time goes to die, beautifully.”
“A tiny rectangle that knows you better than your friends.”
“A tiny rectangle that knows you better than your friends.”
“Your thumb already knows the way.”