Free
Kismia - Meet Singles Nearby
“Dating for singles. Meet lonely people nearby online. Find your match here!”
★★★★☆3.9·Social·10M+ downloads, no survivors
📊 The Damage Report
Quick Info
8.4h
Hrs Wasted / Day
3.9
Avg Rating
512K
Sworn Statements
Mature 17+
Age Rating
📸 Exhibit A
Screenshots
“The interface that ate your evening, lovingly photographed.”
🧠 Addiction Profile
Rating Comparison
“How hard it grabbed, broken down by how hard they fell.”
5★
18%
4★
66%
3★
15%
2★
1%
1★
0%
Official scores, for the record
Google Play
★ 4.2
512,155 reviews
🎭 What It Says vs What It Does
The Pitch & The Reality
😇 The Pitch
Dating for singles. Meet lonely people nearby online. Find your match here!
😈 The Reality
“Dating for singles. Meet lonely people nearby online. Find your match here!”
⚠️ AskApp Health Advisory
Requires: Wi-Fi, zero impulse control, and a willingness to question your life at 2 AM.
💻 Developer's Note
“Onboarding asked for nine permissions. It needs one. Guess which nine it kept.”
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❓ Questions You'll Ignore