⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Super Mario Run vs Talking Tom: Hero Dash Run

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Super Mario Run

Super Mario Run

Action
★★★★☆4.0
1.1B
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Open for a reason. Stay for no reason at all.

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Talking Tom: Hero Dash Run

Talking Tom: Hero Dash Run

Action
★★★★☆4.3
542K
Lifetime Hours Wasted

A tiny rectangle that knows you better than your friends.

📊 The Damage Report
ФункціяSuper Mario RunTalking Tom: Hero Dash Run
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day6.0 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
3.7 hrs
🔥 Lifetime Damage1.1B hrs542K hrs
Наш рейтинг4.04.3
App Store3.7
Google Play3.94.3
ЦінаБезкоштовноБезкоштовно
Завантаження100M+500M+
More victims downloaded.
Розмір409 MB
Внутрішні покупки 💸
Потрібен інтернет
Вікове обмеженняEveryoneEveryone
РозробникNintendo Co., Ltd.Outfit7 Limited
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Talking Tom: Hero Dash Run wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Super Mario Run is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Оберіть Super Mario Run, якщо...

Super Mario Run is a decent mobile adaptation of Mario, offering a streamlined but enjoyable experience. If you're a casual Mario fan looking for a quick and easy time-waster, it's worth a try, especially if you're willing to pay the price to unlock the full game. Gamers expecting a deep, console-like Mario experience might find it lacking.

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Оберіть Talking Tom: Hero Dash Run, якщо...

Talking Tom: Hero Dash Run is a fun and engaging endless runner with a superhero twist. It’s a good choice for casual gamers and fans of the Talking Tom franchise, especially children. However, if you're easily annoyed by frequent ads or have a device prone to lagging, you might want to consider other options.

Завантажити Super Mario Run

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⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.