⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Retro City Rampage DX vs Super Meat Boy Forever

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Retro City Rampage DX

Retro City Rampage DX

Action
★★★★★4.5
884.9M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Engineered to feel like your own idea.

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Super Meat Boy Forever

Super Meat Boy Forever

Action
★★★★☆4.0
181K
Lifetime Hours Wasted

The app you'll delete on Sunday and reinstall on Monday.

📊 The Damage Report
ФункціяRetro City Rampage DXSuper Meat Boy Forever
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day8.4 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
3.8 hrs
🔥 Lifetime Damage884.9M hrs181K hrs
Наш рейтинг4.54.0
App Store4.63.9
Google Play4.53.7
Ціна$2.99$0.99
Завантаження10K+100K+
More victims downloaded.
Розмір13 MB1732 MB
Внутрішні покупки 💸
Потрібен інтернет
Вікове обмеженняTeenTeen
РозробникVblank Entertainment Inc.Headup
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Retro City Rampage DX wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Super Meat Boy Forever is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Оберіть Retro City Rampage DX, якщо...

Retro City Rampage DX is a fun and engaging game that will appeal to fans of classic GTA and retro gaming. However, those sensitive to pixelated graphics or reliant on precise touchscreen controls may want to proceed with caution.

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Оберіть Super Meat Boy Forever, якщо...

Super Meat Boy Forever on mobile is a challenging and rewarding experience for the right player willing to put up with its potential technical issues. If you enjoy difficult, fast-paced auto-runners and can look past the occasional glitch, this game is worth the small price of admission. However, those seeking a polished, bug-free experience or a traditional platformer might want to proceed with caution.

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⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.