⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Mr Autofire vs Tasty Planet

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Mr Autofire

Mr Autofire

Action
★★★★★4.5
4.2M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Your thumb already knows the way.

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Tasty Planet

Tasty Planet

Action
★★★★☆4.3
423K
Lifetime Hours Wasted

A tiny rectangle that knows you better than your friends.

📊 The Damage Report
ФункціяMr AutofireTasty Planet
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day1.4 hrs8.9 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
🔥 Lifetime Damage4.2M hrs423K hrs
Наш рейтинг4.54.3
App Store4.7
Google Play4.54.3
ЦінаБезкоштовно$3.99
Завантаження10M+10K+
Розмір396 MB
Внутрішні покупки 💸
Потрібен інтернет
Вікове обмеженняEveryone 10+Everyone 10+
РозробникLightheart EntertainmentDingo Games
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Mr Autofire wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Tasty Planet is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Оберіть Mr Autofire, якщо...

Mr Autofire is a fun and addictive game for players who enjoy challenging action platformers with roguelike elements. However, those sensitive to aggressive monetization and potentially grindy gameplay should approach with caution. Casual players might find the energy system and difficulty spikes frustrating.

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Оберіть Tasty Planet, якщо...

Tasty Planet is a fun, albeit short, single-purchase game that offers a unique and satisfying experience for casual gamers. While control issues and a somewhat lackluster ending detract from the experience, the core gameplay loop remains enjoyable; fans of simple, quirky games with no microtransactions will find it appealing. Players looking for deep or extensive gameplay experiences might be disappointed by the short playtime.

Завантажити Mr Autofire

Завантажити Tasty Planet

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.