⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Machinarium vs Monument Valley

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Machinarium

Machinarium

Adventure
★★★★☆4.2
2.3B
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Open for a reason. Stay for no reason at all.

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Monument Valley

Monument Valley

Adventure
★★★★★4.6
2.4M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

It's not addiction if the interface is this good.

📊 The Damage Report
ФункціяMachinariumMonument Valley
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day6.0 hrs6.9 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
🔥 Lifetime Damage2.3B hrs2.4M hrs
Наш рейтинг4.24.6
App Store4.4
Google Play4.04.9
Ціна$9.99$3.99
Завантаження1M+5M+
More victims downloaded.
Розмір302 MB
Внутрішні покупки 💸
Потрібен інтернет
Вікове обмеженняEveryone 10+Everyone
РозробникAmanita Designustwo games
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Monument Valley wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Machinarium is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Оберіть Machinarium, якщо...

Machinarium is a visually stunning and intellectually stimulating game for fans of point-and-click adventures. While its mobile port suffers from control issues and occasional frustration, the game's artistic merit and unique charm make it worthwhile, especially for players who appreciate a slower-paced, challenging puzzle experience. If you struggle with dexterity and have a small phone, then it might be a frustrating experience though.

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Оберіть Monument Valley, якщо...

Monument Valley is essential for puzzle enthusiasts and art lovers who prioritize quality over quantity, but budget-conscious gamers seeking lengthy content should wait for a sale or subscribe to Play Pass. It's perfect for short commutes, travel without WiFi, or relaxing evening sessions, though those wanting complex narrative depth or extensive challenge may find it lacking.

Завантажити Machinarium

Завантажити Monument Valley

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.