⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Hello Neighbor vs Hello Neighbor Nicky's Diaries

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Hello Neighbor

Hello Neighbor

Adventure
★★★★☆4.1
680K
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Productivity sold separately.

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Hello Neighbor Nicky's Diaries

Hello Neighbor Nicky's Diaries

Adventure
★★★★☆4.3
203.3M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Productivity sold separately.

📊 The Damage Report
ФункціяHello NeighborHello Neighbor Nicky's Diaries
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day3.4 hrs9.3 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
🔥 Lifetime Damage680K hrs203.3M hrs
Наш рейтинг4.14.3
App Store4.04.5
Google Play3.94.1
ЦінаБезкоштовноБезкоштовно
Завантаження50M+
More victims downloaded.
10M+
Розмір1686 MB1246 MB
Внутрішні покупки 💸
Потрібен інтернет
Вікове обмеженняEveryone 10+Everyone 10+
РозробникtinyBuildtinyBuild
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Hello Neighbor Nicky's Diaries wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Hello Neighbor is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Оберіть Hello Neighbor, якщо...

Hello Neighbor is a potentially enjoyable stealth horror game hampered by technical issues and a restrictive pricing model. If you're willing to overlook the bugs and pay to unlock the full game, you might find a thrilling experience; otherwise, proceed with caution, or try the title on other platforms.

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Оберіть Hello Neighbor Nicky's Diaries, якщо...

Hello Neighbor Nicky's Diaries offers an intriguing story and engaging gameplay for fans of the franchise. However, the aggressive monetization and potential technical issues might deter some players. If you're willing to invest and have a compatible device, it’s a worthwhile entry point into the Hello Neighbor universe, but those seeking a completely free experience should look elsewhere.

Завантажити Hello Neighbor

Завантажити Hello Neighbor Nicky's Diaries

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.