⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Hello, Mario! vs Temple Run 2

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Hello, Mario!

Hello, Mario!

Action
★★★★★4.6
380K
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Designed to be opened once. Statistically, it won't be.

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Temple Run 2

Temple Run 2

Action
★★★★☆4.2
384K
Lifetime Hours Wasted

The same idol, the same demon monkeys, the same cliff, sprinting forever toward nowhere.

📊 The Damage Report
ФункціяHello, Mario!Temple Run 2
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day3.3 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
3.0 hrs
🔥 Lifetime Damage380K hrs384K hrs
Наш рейтинг4.64.2
App Store4.7
Google Play4.74.1
ЦінаБезкоштовноБезкоштовно
Завантаження50K+
More victims downloaded.
1B+
Розмір137 MB
Внутрішні покупки 💸
Потрібен інтернет
Вікове обмеженняEveryoneEveryone 10+
РозробникNintendo Co., Ltd.Imangi Studios
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Hello, Mario! wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Temple Run 2 is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

Оберіть Hello, Mario!, якщо...

Hello, Mario! is a delightful and stress-free app, ideal for introducing young children to the world of Mario in a safe and entertaining way. While its simplicity might not appeal to older gamers seeking depth, its free-to-play nature and nostalgic charm make it a worthwhile download for parents and Mario enthusiasts alike.

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Оберіть Temple Run 2, якщо...

Temple Run 2 remains one of the genre's gold standards for quick arcade action, perfect for killing time during commutes or travel. However, long-time fans should brace for recent interface changes and potential progress loss risks. Ideal for casual players seeking immediate gratification without paywalls, but completionists may find the late-game gem economy frustrating.

Завантажити Hello, Mario!

Завантажити Temple Run 2

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.