⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Hello, Mario! vs Super Meat Boy Forever

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Hello, Mario!

Hello, Mario!

Action
★★★★★4.6
380K
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Designed to be opened once. Statistically, it won't be.

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Super Meat Boy Forever

Super Meat Boy Forever

Action
★★★★☆4.0
181K
Lifetime Hours Wasted

The app you'll delete on Sunday and reinstall on Monday.

📊 The Damage Report
ФункціяHello, Mario!Super Meat Boy Forever
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day3.3 hrs3.8 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
🔥 Lifetime Damage380K hrs181K hrs
Наш рейтинг4.64.0
App Store4.73.9
Google Play4.73.7
ЦінаБезкоштовно$0.99
Завантаження50K+100K+
More victims downloaded.
Розмір137 MB1732 MB
Внутрішні покупки 💸
Потрібен інтернет
Вікове обмеженняEveryoneTeen
РозробникNintendo Co., Ltd.Headup
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Hello, Mario! wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Super Meat Boy Forever is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

Оберіть Hello, Mario!, якщо...

Hello, Mario! is a delightful and stress-free app, ideal for introducing young children to the world of Mario in a safe and entertaining way. While its simplicity might not appeal to older gamers seeking depth, its free-to-play nature and nostalgic charm make it a worthwhile download for parents and Mario enthusiasts alike.

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Оберіть Super Meat Boy Forever, якщо...

Super Meat Boy Forever on mobile is a challenging and rewarding experience for the right player willing to put up with its potential technical issues. If you enjoy difficult, fast-paced auto-runners and can look past the occasional glitch, this game is worth the small price of admission. However, those seeking a polished, bug-free experience or a traditional platformer might want to proceed with caution.

Завантажити Hello, Mario!

Завантажити Super Meat Boy Forever

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.