⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Goblin Sushi vs Homescapes

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Goblin Sushi

Goblin Sushi

Action
★★★★☆4.4
11.3M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Engineered to feel like your own idea.

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Homescapes

Homescapes

Casual
★★★★★4.5
1.9B
Lifetime Hours Wasted

A match-3 disguised as home decor, where Austin's mansion never, ever finishes renovating.

📊 The Damage Report
ФункціяGoblin SushiHomescapes
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day3.4 hrs6.9 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
🔥 Lifetime Damage11.3M hrs1.9B hrs
Наш рейтинг4.44.5
App Store4.6
Google Play4.24.7
Ціна$4.99Безкоштовно
Завантаження500+
More victims downloaded.
100M+
Розмір361 MB
Внутрішні покупки 💸
Потрібен інтернет
Вікове обмеженняEveryoneEveryone
РозробникOld Cake Factory GmbHPlayrix
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Goblin Sushi wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Homescapes is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Оберіть Goblin Sushi, якщо...

Goblin Sushi is a charming and addictive game for those who enjoy roguelike elements and quirky themes; however, potential buyers should be aware of reported stability issues, especially on Android devices. Casual gamers wary of high difficulty or limited early content might want to wait for updates.

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Оберіть Homescapes, якщо...

Homescapes offers an engaging blend of puzzle and simulation, but prepare for a difficulty curve that may tempt you towards in-app purchases. If you enjoy casual match-3 games and don't mind a potentially expensive progression, Homescapes is worth a try; otherwise, seek a less IAP intensive option.

Завантажити Goblin Sushi

Завантажити Homescapes

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.