Firefox vs Threema. The Secure Messenger
“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”
Firefox
“The principled browser you champion in arguments and open twice a month.”
Threema. The Secure Messenger
“The app you'll delete on Sunday and reinstall on Monday.”
| Функція | Firefox | Threema. The Secure Messenger |
|---|---|---|
| 🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day | 6.2 hrs | 9.0 hrs More hours = clear winner of nothing. |
| 🔥 Lifetime Damage | 178.4M hrs | 1.9M hrs |
| Наш рейтинг | 4.4 | 4.2 |
| App Store | 4.3 | |
| Google Play | 4.6 | 4.0 |
| Ціна | Безкоштовно | $7.49 |
| Завантаження | 100M+ More victims downloaded. | 5M+ |
| Розмір | 104 MB | |
| Внутрішні покупки 💸 | ||
| Потрібен інтернет | ||
| Вікове обмеження | Everyone | Everyone |
| Розробник | Mozilla | Threema GmbH |
By our entirely fabricated metrics, Firefox wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Threema. The Secure Messenger is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.
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Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. “Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.”