⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

FIFA Mobile vs Plague Inc.

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

FIFA Mobile

FIFA Mobile

Sports
★★★★☆4.4
419M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

A football game where the pitch is real but your best striker came out of a card pack lottery.

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Plague Inc.

Plague Inc.

Strategy
★★★★★4.5
1.6B
Lifetime Hours Wasted

You spend hours perfecting a pandemic, then frantically optimize symptoms like a spreadsheet of doom.

📊 The Damage Report
ФункціяFIFA MobilePlague Inc.
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day8.3 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
7.2 hrs
🔥 Lifetime Damage419M hrs1.6B hrs
Наш рейтинг4.44.5
App Store4.8
Google Play4.54.7
ЦінаБезкоштовноБезкоштовно
Завантаження500M+
More victims downloaded.
100M+
Розмір111 MB
Внутрішні покупки 💸
Потрібен інтернет
Вікове обмеженняEveryoneEveryone 10+
РозробникELECTRONIC ARTSNdemic Creations
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Plague Inc. wins the race to the bottom of your free time. FIFA Mobile is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Оберіть FIFA Mobile, якщо...

FIFA Mobile is worth downloading for casual football fans who prioritize graphics and collecting favorite players, but competitive players should beware of the frustrating monetization walls and server instability. Ideal for those happy to grind slowly or spend freely; avoid if you want a purely skill-based competitive experience.

Оберіть Plague Inc., якщо...

Plague Inc. is a must-play for strategy fans who enjoy dark simulation games with genuine depth, but treat the free version as a trial rather than the full experience. Ideal for players who enjoy complex problem-solving and don't mind grinding to unlock content; avoid if you expect a fully-featured free game or frequently switch devices due to persistent purchase restoration bugs.

Завантажити FIFA Mobile

Завантажити Plague Inc.

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.