⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Facebook vs NGL: ask me anything

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Facebook

Facebook

Social
★★★★★4.5
635K
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Birthday reminders and a feed of relatives' political theories, optimized to keep you scrolling.

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NGL: ask me anything

NGL: ask me anything

Social
★★★★★4.6
11.9M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Anonymous 'questions' that are mostly your own friends being weird at 1 AM.

📊 The Damage Report
ФункціяFacebookNGL: ask me anything
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day3.6 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
2.7 hrs
🔥 Lifetime Damage635K hrs11.9M hrs
Наш рейтинг4.54.6
App Store4.54.8
Google Play4.64.6
ЦінаБезкоштовноБезкоштовно
Завантаження10B+100M+
More victims downloaded.
Розмір393 MB142 MB
Внутрішні покупки 💸
Потрібен інтернет
Вікове обмеженняTeenTeen
РозробникMeta Platforms, Inc.NGL App
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Facebook wins the race to the bottom of your free time. NGL: ask me anything is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Оберіть Facebook, якщо...

Despite its widespread use and range of features, Facebook is showing its age. If you need to stay connected to a large network of contacts, the app is a necessary evil; however, users seeking a cleaner, less ad-driven social experience should explore alternative platforms.

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Оберіть NGL: ask me anything, якщо...

NGL provides a unique platform for anonymous Q&A, but the value decreases greatly because of the number of possibly fake messages. If you enjoy receiving random, unfiltered thoughts from others and don't mind the potential for fake interactions, NGL is worth a try; otherwise, this might not appeal to you.

Завантажити Facebook

Завантажити NGL: ask me anything

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.