Duolingo vs Google Translate
“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”
Duolingo
“Learn just enough Spanish to feel guilty in two languages instead of one.”
Google Translate
“Confidently turns 'I'm allergic to peanuts' into a marriage proposal.”
| Функція | Duolingo | Google Translate |
|---|---|---|
| 🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day | 3.9 hrs More hours = clear winner of nothing. | 2.3 hrs |
| 🔥 Lifetime Damage | 802.3M hrs | 2.3M hrs |
| Наш рейтинг | 4.2 | 4.3 |
| App Store | 4.3 | |
| Google Play | 4.7 | 4.3 |
| Ціна | Безкоштовно | Безкоштовно |
| Завантаження | 500M+ More victims downloaded. | 1B+ |
| Розмір | 270 MB | |
| Внутрішні покупки 💸 | ||
| Потрібен інтернет | ||
| Вікове обмеження | Everyone | Everyone |
| Розробник | Duolingo | Google LLC |
By our entirely fabricated metrics, Duolingo wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Google Translate is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.
Pick Your Poison
Оберіть Duolingo, якщо...
Duolingo is ideal for casual beginners looking to build basic vocabulary and establish a daily learning habit, but insufficient for those seeking conversational fluency or deep grammatical understanding. Serious learners should use it as a supplementary drill tool rather than their primary education source, while free users must tolerate increasingly restrictive energy limits.
Оберіть Google Translate, якщо...
Google Translate remains the most comprehensive free translation tool available, especially for travelers and multilingual communicators who need offline access and camera translation. However, power users and language learners may want to wait for Google to stabilize recent updates or consider alternatives if they rely heavily on features like romanization or seamless conversation mode.
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Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. “Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.”