⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Dungeon Squad vs Slay the Spire

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Dungeon Squad

Dungeon Squad

Action
★★★★☆4.1
727K
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Where your free time goes to die, beautifully.

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Slay the Spire

Slay the Spire

RPG
★★★★☆4.0
11.5M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Open for a reason. Stay for no reason at all.

📊 The Damage Report
ФункціяDungeon SquadSlay the Spire
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day2.6 hrs4.7 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
🔥 Lifetime Damage727K hrs11.5M hrs
Наш рейтинг4.14.0
App Store4.2
Google Play4.64.3
Ціна$4.99$9.99
Завантаження100K+
More victims downloaded.
1M+
Розмір890 MB
Внутрішні покупки 💸
Потрібен інтернет
Вікове обмеженняTeenEveryone 10+
РозробникGameCoasterHumble Games
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Dungeon Squad wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Slay the Spire is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Оберіть Slay the Spire, якщо...

Slay the Spire is essential playing for strategy and deckbuilding enthusiasts, offering arguably the best roguelike card game experience available on mobile—provided you can tolerate its technical flaws. If you plan to play in short bursts or frequently switch apps, the save system and cloud sync issues may prove too frustrating; for players who can commit to full runs in single sessions or don't mind occasional progress loss, it's an unmatched value.

Завантажити Dungeon Squad

Завантажити Slay the Spire

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.