⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Dungeon Defense vs Slay the Spire

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Dungeon Defense

Dungeon Defense

Action
★★★★★4.5
14.7M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

A tiny rectangle that knows you better than your friends.

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Slay the Spire

Slay the Spire

RPG
★★★★☆4.0
11.5M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Open for a reason. Stay for no reason at all.

📊 The Damage Report
ФункціяDungeon DefenseSlay the Spire
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day3.2 hrs4.7 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
🔥 Lifetime Damage14.7M hrs11.5M hrs
Наш рейтинг4.54.0
App Store4.2
Google Play4.84.3
Ціна$0.99$9.99
Завантаження1M+1M+
Розмір890 MB
Внутрішні покупки 💸
Потрібен інтернет
Вікове обмеженняEveryone 10+Everyone 10+
РозробникGameCoasterHumble Games
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Dungeon Defense wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Slay the Spire is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Оберіть Dungeon Defense, якщо...

Dungeon Defense delivers a surprisingly deep and engaging experience for its budget price. It's a great choice for fans of strategy and incremental games who enjoy a bit of a grind, but those seeking a more casual experience may find it overly complex and repetitive.

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Оберіть Slay the Spire, якщо...

Slay the Spire is essential playing for strategy and deckbuilding enthusiasts, offering arguably the best roguelike card game experience available on mobile—provided you can tolerate its technical flaws. If you plan to play in short bursts or frequently switch apps, the save system and cloud sync issues may prove too frustrating; for players who can commit to full runs in single sessions or don't mind occasional progress loss, it's an unmatched value.

Завантажити Dungeon Defense

Завантажити Slay the Spire

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.