⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Dead Cells vs Hello, Mario!

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Dead Cells

Dead Cells

Action
★★★★★4.6
8.7M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Open for a reason. Stay for no reason at all.

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Hello, Mario!

Hello, Mario!

Action
★★★★★4.6
380K
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Designed to be opened once. Statistically, it won't be.

📊 The Damage Report
ФункціяDead CellsHello, Mario!
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day2.6 hrs3.3 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
🔥 Lifetime Damage8.7M hrs380K hrs
Наш рейтинг4.64.6
App Store4.84.7
Google Play4.84.7
Ціна$8.99Безкоштовно
Завантаження1M+50K+
More victims downloaded.
Розмір1818 MB137 MB
Внутрішні покупки 💸
Потрібен інтернет
Вікове обмеженняTeenEveryone
РозробникPlaydigiousNintendo Co., Ltd.
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Dead Cells wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Hello, Mario! is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Оберіть Dead Cells, якщо...

Dead Cells is essential for action fans who own a Bluetooth controller, offering virtually console-quality gameplay on mobile. Touchscreen-only players should approach with caution due to precision issues at higher difficulties. Avoid if you rely on cloud saves for device switching or play primarily on budget Android tablets or Chromebooks.

Оберіть Hello, Mario!, якщо...

Hello, Mario! is a delightful and stress-free app, ideal for introducing young children to the world of Mario in a safe and entertaining way. While its simplicity might not appeal to older gamers seeking depth, its free-to-play nature and nostalgic charm make it a worthwhile download for parents and Mario enthusiasts alike.

Завантажити Dead Cells

Завантажити Hello, Mario!

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.