⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

CoreIRC vs Signal

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

CoreIRC

CoreIRC

Communication
★★★★☆3.9
3.2M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Open for a reason. Stay for no reason at all.

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Signal

Signal

Communication
★★★★☆4.4
2M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Total privacy that nobody you know will actually download.

📊 The Damage Report
ФункціяCoreIRCSignal
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day2.1 hrs3.9 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
🔥 Lifetime Damage3.2M hrs2M hrs
Наш рейтинг3.94.4
App Store
Google Play3.64.5
Ціна$5.99Безкоштовно
Завантаження1K+100M+
More victims downloaded.
Розмір
Внутрішні покупки 💸
Потрібен інтернет
Вікове обмеженняEveryoneEveryone
РозробникAureolinSignal Foundation
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Signal wins the race to the bottom of your free time. CoreIRC is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Оберіть CoreIRC, якщо...

CoreIRC offers a potentially robust IRC experience on Android, but its $5.99 price tag might be a tough sell given the reported bugs and usability quirks. It's worth considering if you need reliable notifications and background connectivity, but be prepared to troubleshoot potential issues or wait for updates.

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Оберіть Signal, якщо...

Signal is a highly recommended messaging app for users prioritizing privacy and security above all else. While it may lack some of the bells and whistles of its competitors and occasionally suffer from technical issues, its core mission of providing secure communication is well-executed and essential for those concerned about data protection.

Завантажити CoreIRC

Завантажити Signal

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.