⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Among Us vs Crossy Road

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Among Us

Among Us

Action
★★★★☆4.1
9.6M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

It's not addiction if the interface is this good.

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Crossy Road

Crossy Road

Action
★★★★★4.5
15.3M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

An endless street crossing where the only ending is a truck you mistimed by half a second.

📊 The Damage Report
ФункціяAmong UsCrossy Road
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day3.8 hrs9.2 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
🔥 Lifetime Damage9.6M hrs15.3M hrs
Наш рейтинг4.14.5
App Store4.7
Google Play3.94.5
ЦінаБезкоштовноБезкоштовно
Завантаження500M+
More victims downloaded.
100M+
Розмір246 MB
Внутрішні покупки 💸
Потрібен інтернет
Вікове обмеженняEveryone 10+Everyone
РозробникInnersloth LLCHIPSTER WHALE
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Crossy Road wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Among Us is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Оберіть Among Us, якщо...

Among Us offers a unique blend of strategy and social interaction that is best enjoyed with friends. However, potential users should be aware of persistent technical issues and the risk of encountering disruptive players. If you can overlook these flaws and appreciate a good mind game, Among Us is worth trying; otherwise, you might find the frustrations outweigh the fun.

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Оберіть Crossy Road, якщо...

Crossy Road remains a must-download for casual gaming fans who enjoy quick, satisfying gameplay loops and character collection mechanics. It's ideal for commuters, anxiety management, or anyone seeking a distraction that respects their time without demanding money. However, players with low data caps or low tolerance for mobile advertising should either enable airplane mode or purchase the ad removal pack immediately to avoid frustration.

Завантажити Among Us

Завантажити Crossy Road

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.