⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Retro City Rampage DX vs Super Meat Boy Forever

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Retro City Rampage DX

Retro City Rampage DX

Action
★★★★★4.5
1M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

A tiny rectangle that knows you better than your friends.

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Super Meat Boy Forever

Super Meat Boy Forever

Action
★★★★☆4.0
1.3B
Lifetime Hours Wasted

A tiny rectangle that knows you better than your friends.

📊 The Damage Report
CaracterísticaRetro City Rampage DXSuper Meat Boy Forever
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day5.4 hrs9.2 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
🔥 Lifetime Damage1M hrs1.3B hrs
Nuestra valoración4.54.0
App Store4.63.9
Google Play4.53.7
Precio$2.99$0.99
Descargas10K+100K+
More victims downloaded.
Tamaño13 MB1732 MB
Compras dentro de la app 💸
Requiere internet
Clasificación por edadTeenTeen
DesarrolladorVblank Entertainment Inc.Headup
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Super Meat Boy Forever wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Retro City Rampage DX is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Elige Retro City Rampage DX si...

Retro City Rampage DX is a fun and engaging game that will appeal to fans of classic GTA and retro gaming. However, those sensitive to pixelated graphics or reliant on precise touchscreen controls may want to proceed with caution.

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Elige Super Meat Boy Forever si...

Super Meat Boy Forever on mobile is a challenging and rewarding experience for the right player willing to put up with its potential technical issues. If you enjoy difficult, fast-paced auto-runners and can look past the occasional glitch, this game is worth the small price of admission. However, those seeking a polished, bug-free experience or a traditional platformer might want to proceed with caution.

Consigue Retro City Rampage DX

Consigue Super Meat Boy Forever

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.