⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Planet of Lana vs The NOexistenceN of you AND me

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Planet of Lana

Planet of Lana

Adventure
★★★★★4.6
405.3M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Engineered to feel like your own idea.

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The NOexistenceN of you AND me

The NOexistenceN of you AND me

Adventure
★★★★★4.7
9.8M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Productivity sold separately.

📊 The Damage Report
CaracterísticaPlanet of LanaThe NOexistenceN of you AND me
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day3.9 hrs6.6 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
🔥 Lifetime Damage405.3M hrs9.8M hrs
Nuestra valoración4.64.7
App Store4.54.9
Google Play4.94.9
Precio$5.99$1.49
Descargas5K+50K+
More victims downloaded.
Tamaño2937 MB1436 MB
Compras dentro de la app 💸
Requiere internet
Clasificación por edadEveryone 10+Teen
DesarrolladorPlaydigiousNino Games Limited
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, The NOexistenceN of you AND me wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Planet of Lana is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Elige Planet of Lana si...

Planet of Lana is a beautiful and engaging adventure game that offers a unique and memorable experience, with its immersive world. Despite some technical issues, its strong narrative and captivating visuals make it worth the price for those who enjoy puzzle platformers. However, players should be aware of potential save issues and control quirks, especially on certain devices.

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Elige The NOexistenceN of you AND me si...

The NOexistenceN of you AND me is a compelling visual novel that delivers a unique and emotionally resonant experience. If you enjoy psychological horror, philosophical themes, and interactive stories, this game is definitely worth the $1.49. However, those seeking a longer, more straightforward narrative might find it too brief and abstract.

Consigue Planet of Lana

Consigue The NOexistenceN of you AND me

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.