⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Maple Dungeon vs Vampire Survivors

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Maple Dungeon

Maple Dungeon

Adventure
★★★★☆4.3
30.6M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Engineered to feel like your own idea.

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Vampire Survivors

Vampire Survivors

Action
★★★★☆4.4
14.5M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Productivity sold separately.

📊 The Damage Report
CaracterísticaMaple DungeonVampire Survivors
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day4.1 hrs8.8 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
🔥 Lifetime Damage30.6M hrs14.5M hrs
Nuestra valoración4.34.4
App Store4.6
Google Play4.44.3
PrecioGratisGratis
Descargas100K+
More victims downloaded.
5M+
Tamaño664 MB
Compras dentro de la app 💸
Requiere internet
Clasificación por edadEveryone 10+Teen
DesarrolladorFive ElementsPoncle
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Vampire Survivors wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Maple Dungeon is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Elige Maple Dungeon si...

Maple Dungeon is a solid idle RPG for players who enjoy a nostalgic aesthetic and hands-off gameplay. If you're patient with grinding and aren't aiming to be a top player, you can have a good time, but be aware of potential free-to-play limitations and possible technical issues.

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Elige Vampire Survivors si...

Vampire Survivors is mandatory downloading for roguelite fans seeking ethical free-to-play design and infinitely replayable dopamine hits. It suits players who can dedicate uninterrupted 20-minute sessions and tolerate occasional technical hiccups, though those needing to multitask or with older devices should approach with caution due to stability issues. Despite its flaws, the sheer generosity and quality of the core loop make it one of the best values on mobile.

Consigue Maple Dungeon

Consigue Vampire Survivors

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.