⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Evernote vs Google Keep

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Evernote

Evernote

Productivity
★★★★☆3.9
466.9M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

The app you'll delete on Sunday and reinstall on Monday.

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Google Keep

Google Keep

Productivity
★★★★★4.5
206K
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Where great ideas go to live forever, unread, under 200 other notes.

📊 The Damage Report
CaracterísticaEvernoteGoogle Keep
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day3.5 hrs4.3 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
🔥 Lifetime Damage466.9M hrs206K hrs
Nuestra valoración3.94.5
App Store
Google Play3.54.7
PrecioGratisGratis
Descargas100M+
More victims downloaded.
1B+
Tamaño
Compras dentro de la app 💸
Requiere internet
Clasificación por edadEveryoneEveryone
DesarrolladorEvernote by Bending SpoonsGoogle LLC
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Evernote wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Google Keep is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Elige Evernote si...

Evernote's current iteration is a shadow of its former self. The aggressive monetization and performance issues make it hard to recommend, especially given the many other note-taking options available. If you're a long-time user heavily invested in the platform, consider carefully evaluating whether the cost justifies the functionality; otherwise, explore alternatives.

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Elige Google Keep si...

Google Keep remains a useful tool for basic note-taking and list management, especially for users deeply embedded in the Google ecosystem. However, those seeking advanced organizational options, robust formatting, or a dedicated, separate reminder system may find it lacking and would be better served by other apps.

Consigue Evernote

Consigue Google Keep

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.