⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Dead Cells vs ScourgeBringer

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Dead Cells

Dead Cells

Action
★★★★★4.6
123K
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Your thumb already knows the way.

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ScourgeBringer

ScourgeBringer

Action
★★★★★4.6
18M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Five stars from people who meant to stop an hour ago.

📊 The Damage Report
CaracterísticaDead CellsScourgeBringer
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day6.7 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
5.2 hrs
🔥 Lifetime Damage123K hrs18M hrs
Nuestra valoración4.64.6
App Store4.84.9
Google Play4.84.8
Precio$8.99$6.99
Descargas1M+100K+
More victims downloaded.
Tamaño1818 MB153 MB
Compras dentro de la app 💸
Requiere internet
Clasificación por edadTeenTeen
DesarrolladorPlaydigiousDear Villagers
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Dead Cells wins the race to the bottom of your free time. ScourgeBringer is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Elige Dead Cells si...

Dead Cells is essential for action fans who own a Bluetooth controller, offering virtually console-quality gameplay on mobile. Touchscreen-only players should approach with caution due to precision issues at higher difficulties. Avoid if you rely on cloud saves for device switching or play primarily on budget Android tablets or Chromebooks.

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Elige ScourgeBringer si...

ScourgeBringer is a well-crafted roguelite with addictive gameplay and killer art, perfect for players who enjoy challenging action platformers. If you're willing to adapt to the touch controls or use a controller, and don't mind a shorter experience, you'll find a lot to love; otherwise, consider playing on other platforms.

Consigue Dead Cells

Consigue ScourgeBringer

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.