⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Crossy Road vs Mario Kart Tour

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Crossy Road

Crossy Road

Action
★★★★★4.5
15.3M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

An endless street crossing where the only ending is a truck you mistimed by half a second.

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Mario Kart Tour

Mario Kart Tour

Action
★★★★☆4.4
201K
Lifetime Hours Wasted

A beloved kart racer wearing a gacha pipe, where your favorite character is a lottery pull.

📊 The Damage Report
CaracterísticaCrossy RoadMario Kart Tour
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day9.2 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
3.5 hrs
🔥 Lifetime Damage15.3M hrs201K hrs
Nuestra valoración4.54.4
App Store4.74.7
Google Play4.54.3
PrecioGratisGratis
Descargas100M+100M+
Tamaño246 MB252 MB
Compras dentro de la app 💸
Requiere internet
Clasificación por edadEveryoneEveryone
DesarrolladorHIPSTER WHALENintendo Co., Ltd.
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Crossy Road wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Mario Kart Tour is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Elige Crossy Road si...

Crossy Road remains a must-download for casual gaming fans who enjoy quick, satisfying gameplay loops and character collection mechanics. It's ideal for commuters, anxiety management, or anyone seeking a distraction that respects their time without demanding money. However, players with low data caps or low tolerance for mobile advertising should either enable airplane mode or purchase the ad removal pack immediately to avoid frustration.

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Elige Mario Kart Tour si...

Mario Kart Tour is a fun and accessible mobile racer for casual fans of the series looking for a quick dose of karting fun on the go. However, players sensitive to aggressive monetization and gacha elements may find the game frustrating and should approach it with caution.

Consigue Crossy Road

Consigue Mario Kart Tour

⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.