⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Mr Autofire vs Stumble Guys

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Mr Autofire

Mr Autofire

Action
★★★★★4.5
4.2M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Your thumb already knows the way.

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Stumble Guys

Stumble Guys

Action
★★★★☆4.4
137K
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Engineered to feel like your own idea.

📊 The Damage Report
FunktionMr AutofireStumble Guys
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day1.4 hrs2.0 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
🔥 Lifetime Damage4.2M hrs137K hrs
Unsere Bewertung4.54.4
App Store4.74.4
Google Play4.54.5
PreisKostenlosKostenlos
Downloads10M+100M+
More victims downloaded.
Größe396 MB1420 MB
In-App-Käufe 💸
Internet erforderlich
AltersfreigabeEveryone 10+Everyone
EntwicklerLightheart EntertainmentScopely
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Stumble Guys wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Mr Autofire is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Wähle Mr Autofire, wenn...

Mr Autofire is a fun and addictive game for players who enjoy challenging action platformers with roguelike elements. However, those sensitive to aggressive monetization and potentially grindy gameplay should approach with caution. Casual players might find the energy system and difficulty spikes frustrating.

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Wähle Stumble Guys, wenn...

Stumble Guys delivers genuinely fun party royale chaos perfect for casual mobile gaming with friends, but competitive players should avoid the frustration of lag-ridden ranked matches and advantage-granting paid abilities. Best enjoyed in short bursts with stable WiFi, though those sensitive to repetitive map rotations or intrusive ads may want to wait for technical improvements.

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⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.