⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Kick the Buddy: Second Kick vs Stumble Guys

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Kick the Buddy: Second Kick

Kick the Buddy: Second Kick

Action
★★★★☆4.4
1.2M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

A stress-relief sandbox that charges you, in ads and coins, for new ways to relieve stress.

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Stumble Guys

Stumble Guys

Action
★★★★☆4.4
137K
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Engineered to feel like your own idea.

📊 The Damage Report
FunktionKick the Buddy: Second KickStumble Guys
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day3.0 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
2.0 hrs
🔥 Lifetime Damage1.2M hrs137K hrs
Unsere Bewertung4.44.4
App Store4.64.4
Google Play4.44.5
PreisKostenlosKostenlos
Downloads100M+100M+
Größe388 MB1420 MB
In-App-Käufe 💸
Internet erforderlich
AltersfreigabeTeenEveryone
EntwicklerPlaygendary LimitedScopely
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Stumble Guys wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Kick the Buddy: Second Kick is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Wähle Kick the Buddy: Second Kick, wenn...

Kick the Buddy: Second Kick offers a cathartic and entertaining experience for those looking to blow off steam, but the relentless barrage of ads makes it hard to fully enjoy. If you're willing to tolerate or pay to remove the ads, this game can be a fun distraction; otherwise, the constant interruptions may lead to frustration.

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Wähle Stumble Guys, wenn...

Stumble Guys delivers genuinely fun party royale chaos perfect for casual mobile gaming with friends, but competitive players should avoid the frustration of lag-ridden ranked matches and advantage-granting paid abilities. Best enjoyed in short bursts with stable WiFi, though those sensitive to repetitive map rotations or intrusive ads may want to wait for technical improvements.

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⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.