⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Hello, Mario! vs Super Mario Run

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Hello, Mario!

Hello, Mario!

Action
★★★★★4.6
2.6M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Where your free time goes to die, beautifully.

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Super Mario Run

Super Mario Run

Action
★★★★☆4.0
1.1B
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Open for a reason. Stay for no reason at all.

📊 The Damage Report
FunktionHello, Mario!Super Mario Run
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day2.0 hrs6.0 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
🔥 Lifetime Damage2.6M hrs1.1B hrs
Unsere Bewertung4.64.0
App Store4.73.7
Google Play4.73.9
PreisKostenlosKostenlos
Downloads50K+100M+
More victims downloaded.
Größe137 MB409 MB
In-App-Käufe 💸
Internet erforderlich
AltersfreigabeEveryoneEveryone
EntwicklerNintendo Co., Ltd.Nintendo Co., Ltd.
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Hello, Mario! wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Super Mario Run is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Wähle Hello, Mario!, wenn...

Hello, Mario! is a delightful and stress-free app, ideal for introducing young children to the world of Mario in a safe and entertaining way. While its simplicity might not appeal to older gamers seeking depth, its free-to-play nature and nostalgic charm make it a worthwhile download for parents and Mario enthusiasts alike.

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Wähle Super Mario Run, wenn...

Super Mario Run is a decent mobile adaptation of Mario, offering a streamlined but enjoyable experience. If you're a casual Mario fan looking for a quick and easy time-waster, it's worth a try, especially if you're willing to pay the price to unlock the full game. Gamers expecting a deep, console-like Mario experience might find it lacking.

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⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.