Firefox vs Tor Browser
“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”
Firefox
“The principled browser you champion in arguments and open twice a month.”
Tor Browser
“Open for a reason. Stay for no reason at all.”
| Funktion | Firefox | Tor Browser |
|---|---|---|
| 🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day | 1.6 hrs | 3.7 hrs More hours = clear winner of nothing. |
| 🔥 Lifetime Damage | 660K hrs | 49.1M hrs |
| Unsere Bewertung | 4.4 | 4.4 |
| App Store | ||
| Google Play | 4.6 | 4.5 |
| Preis | Kostenlos | Kostenlos |
| Downloads | 100M+ More victims downloaded. | 10M+ |
| Größe | ||
| In-App-Käufe 💸 | ||
| Internet erforderlich | ||
| Altersfreigabe | Everyone | Everyone |
| Entwickler | Mozilla | The Tor Project |
By our entirely fabricated metrics, Firefox wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Tor Browser is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.
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Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. “Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.”