⚔️ Head-to-Head · Hours Wasted, Documented

Crossy Road vs Tasty Planet: Back for Seconds

“Which one wastes more of your one finite, irreplaceable life? We ran the numbers. We made the numbers up. The result is somehow still accurate.”

Crossy Road

Crossy Road

Action
★★★★★4.5
15.3M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

An endless street crossing where the only ending is a truck you mistimed by half a second.

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Tasty Planet: Back for Seconds

Tasty Planet: Back for Seconds

Action
★★★★☆4.4
7.4M
Lifetime Hours Wasted

Where your free time goes to die, beautifully.

📊 The Damage Report
FunktionCrossy RoadTasty Planet: Back for Seconds
🕳️ Hours Wasted / Day9.2 hrs
More hours = clear winner of nothing.
1.7 hrs
🔥 Lifetime Damage15.3M hrs7.4M hrs
Unsere Bewertung4.54.4
App Store4.74.4
Google Play4.54.5
PreisKostenlos$3.99
Downloads100M+
More victims downloaded.
50K+
Größe246 MB36 MB
In-App-Käufe 💸
Internet erforderlich
AltersfreigabeEveryoneEveryone 10+
EntwicklerHIPSTER WHALEDingo Games
⚖️ The Verdict

By our entirely fabricated metrics, Crossy Road wins the race to the bottom of your free time. Tasty Planet: Back for Seconds is the “responsible” choice, in the way that a slightly smaller slice of cake is responsible. There are no winners here. Only documented hours.

Pick Your Poison

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Wähle Crossy Road, wenn...

Crossy Road remains a must-download for casual gaming fans who enjoy quick, satisfying gameplay loops and character collection mechanics. It's ideal for commuters, anxiety management, or anyone seeking a distraction that respects their time without demanding money. However, players with low data caps or low tolerance for mobile advertising should either enable airplane mode or purchase the ad removal pack immediately to avoid frustration.

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Wähle Tasty Planet: Back for Seconds, wenn...

Tasty Planet: Back for Seconds is a fun and addictive game best suited for casual gamers who enjoy simple yet engaging gameplay and humorous storylines. While it may not appeal to those seeking deep complexity or long-lasting content, its one-time purchase and offline play make it a worthwhile buy.

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⚠️ Fine Print Nobody Reads

Every stat above is affectionately invented. The apps are real, the regret is real, the numbers are vibes. Requires: stable Wi-Fi, poor impulse control, and a willingness to question your life choices at 2 AM.